'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Twas the night before Christmas, when I started to shout,
"No presents are wrapped and tape, shit, we are out."





I hung the stockings that were still empty and bare.
Needed help with the lights, "Where the hell is Jer?"









Found him in bed watching Home Alone.
"What's that smell? Did you fart? Ugh, spray some cologne!"




Come on let's go we've got work to do.
He started to complain I said,"Shut it, I'm annoyed too."



Cleaning was first which can be such an affair.
We hid the dirt well, hopefully no one looks under there.


We started to cook and prepare the feast
It may not taste good but it's not burnt at least.





We wrapped the presents with such joy and glee
But had no where to put them because we forgot a tree.


Exhausted and tired in the kitchen we sit
Looked at each other said,"Fuck it that's it."


We laid in bed wondering if Santa would ever show.
Knowing full well Luna would attack and he would just go.



Even with all the stress Christmas always turns out right.
So Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight! 

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